FLATUS

FLATUS December 2025

The orange fart that is the White(?)house Administration intends to force Australians to disclose their social media histories, phone numbers, email addresses and personal family details (amongst other things) to gain entry into America.

That assumes that any sane Australian would consider visiting the US at this moment.

Analysts consider that this action is the latest attempt by the Trump Administration to clamp down on critical online speech.

In other news this week the crazed excuse for a POTUS seized an oil tanker off Venezuela, threatened several world leaders and likely slept and farted through high-stakes decisions.

Let’s compare our political system to America’s (ruefully sniggering).

Right now our media is reporting the “excessive” dollars spent by politicians under the family allowance scheme. We are outraged that one of our ministers, Anika Wells, spent several thousand dollars on flights for her family under the approved family reunion scheme.

While Trump graces the front cover of a [fictional] Times Scammer of the Year, Anika Wells refers herself to the Australian parliamentary expenses auditor.

While Trump clads what’s left of the American People’s house in try-hard glitz and faux, our Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese has a simple wedding at the Lodge, which he and Jodie Haydon pay for.

While Trump demolishes the Whitehouse and pardons drug traffickers and commends the alleged criminal decisions of his goons…yeah, I could go on and on. And I might.

America right now is the arsehole of the earth and a global pariah, thanks to Trump. The world is worse for the cowardice of people in not speaking out against FLATUS (Acronym unnecessary).

Lucky I’m not intending a trip to America any time soon.

The soul army (Make America Go Away)

Apologies to my friends in America.

America, you sold your soul to the devil.

In a few short months America has lost its identity and may yet go through some heinous hell beyond economic pain, who knows for how long?

You (those surrendering sycophants) are a proven Kakistocracy. The rest of the democratic world is in awe, and not the good kind.

Humans around the globe who still possess their souls are standing together against you.

The soul army 1 (WIP) April 2025

Recent events in America are influencing election campaigning in Australia leading up to our May 3 federal election. Both major party leaders and the media have been treading carefully around the Trump self-sabotage machine.

Australian Conservatives who jumped on the hard-right bandwagon are now leaping off and scattering in confusion and disarray. Opposition leader Dutton is in mid-leap and he looks very awkward. Not a graceful jeté, more like an embarrassing belly flop into the dust.

Suddenly, sacking tens of thousands of public servants, dismantling the education department and starting a war on woke looks unwise, doesn’t it Mr Dutton?

I’m getting a bit tired of having to voice political opinion here.

But lots of voices are needed now, and minds, and intelligence, and sanity.

Stay sane 🌸